I've thought about this before but have really thought abut it since yesterday.
I can't think of a way to explain why without sounding like a snob or I'm judgemental... I swear I'm not, but I AM an overthinker and a hyper-worrier.
If it were me, I wonder if the first trip to a resort like this would be really uncomfortable becuase:
1. I'm the only person still wearing clothes after 4 hours and 3 cocktails?
2. I'm too embarassed to dance, play volleyball or enter the hula-hoop competition nekked.
3. I'm still the only person wearing clothes after 20 hours and countless cocktails.
4. I've had tons of fun and met some awesome people and I'm not allowed back becuase after 4 days I have a farmer's tan.
Although I love LOVE being nekked, it's usually not something I do in public. Traditionally, my clothing becomes optional after a long night of cocktailing (I get hot!) and any sober scenario where I feel the benefits outweigh the drawbacks.
And what if I see someone I KNOW there - like my boss or my Dad's lifelong friend and business partner who's known me since I was born? How do you recover from that? What do you SAY when your paths cross nekked beachside?
"Oh! Hi, Mr. Jones! Yes sir, I finished that report and I'll see you bright and early Monday...."
I know the argument could be made that I could run into these same figureheads anywhere, doing anything, that may be considered "off the beaten path." Hell, I could be caught doing something seriously freaky by someone I know and respect, but at least I would have my clothes on (theoreticaly.)
I guess I'm just afraid when it comes to this one. There - I said it. I am afraid of not wearing clothes on vacation.