Since when did girls smooching girls become something they bragged about? When did it become something so common and open that casual acquaintances do it with or in front of others they don't know well?
Holy shit! I had a weird night tonight! My personal space was invaded (a HUGE no-no!) and in order not to embarrass someone who's home I was at, I danced with a woman while we held hands (for a moment - and I HATE that!) and then she told me I was acting weird because I knew she was about to kiss me! WHAT THE FUCK?!
NO! I was acting weird because you have me CORNERED in your house in front of our husbands (who AREN'T noticing how close you are to me and I am about to have a full-on panic attack because you are TOO CLOSE and TOUCHING ME!)
Lets be honest - yeah, I've kissed a girl - once. It's not something I actively seek out, not something I crave and definitely not something I do or talk about in front of people I don't know very well. And I'm SURE not going to ASK FOR it from a mom whose kid goes to my kid's school!
I need ANOTHER drink... shit.