(Well, I got several new books and I'm so excited! )
But the one I'm talking about is an erotic novel. I've never actually read/bought one before.
Sure, my mom and grandma read those "trashy romance novels" with Fabio on the front, but I really don't think my sweet little grandma was reading about what I am.
Seriously - hard core stuff. The kind of fucking and fantasy that I always knew was going on, just not in the places I was going. (too bad.)
The best part? It's terribly exciting. Extremely exciting... and I wonder if I know anyone who's into that kind of thing and I just don't know it. Hmmm?
Specificly I'm talking about BDSM. (BDSM is a compound acronym for bondage/discipline, dominance/submission and sadism/masochism - in case you were wondering.)
Anyhoo... The book is good on a few fronts.
1. I was afraid anything called an "erotic novel" would be so fucking cheesy I'd never finish it. But I will - I swear.
2. The sex scenes are hot. Even the stuff that I thought would make me uncomfortable was hot - and I liked that it got me hot.
3. Theres also a murder mystery involved so its a little bit more than just contstant sex - did I just say that was a good thing?
So, needless to say, each evening I read a few chapters while I feel myself progress from turned on, to hot, to "Oh my God, I need to have sex right now."
Looking at the financials on this, here's how it breaks down: The book was $12. So far, I've gotten several hours of enjoyment through the reading - and hope to get several more, the masterbating and the sex - and I'm only half way through. You can't get that much pleasure from anything, sexual or not, anymore for only $12 - so I'd say it was a good deal.
Will I buy another erotic novel?
You bet your sweet ass.